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Joke of the Day

"Why is everyone complaining about Mayweather? We're only 4 days in and I think it's been just fine"

"What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull"

"My favorite Knock Knock Joke. ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""I got up"" ""I got up who?"" ""then the bathrooms over there"""

"What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon."

"Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?"

"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."

"My girlfriend's new tattoo My girlfriend has a tattoo of seashell on the inside of her leg. When you put your ear on it, you can smell the sea!"

"I'm giving up eating food off the floor for Lent"

"Joke about North Korea! [deleted]"

"One i made up for my mexican friends. If a Rabbi blesses food it's kosher. What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest? A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!"