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Joke of the Day

"My favorite Knock Knock Joke. ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""I got up"" ""I got up who?"" ""then the bathrooms over there"""

"Don't trust atoms. Seriously, don't. They make up everything."

"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."

"I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves... They're conceded"

"At first I was reluctant to fix my broken fence... but then I just had to repost."

"Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge."

"Clever Husband. Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: It's for you and your parents."

"Why dont't feminists go to church? They can't stand saying ""amen"""

"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? You turn off the carousel."

"Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?"