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Joke of the Day

"What do you with 365 used rubbers? Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear."

"""Let's watch TV and talk about it on the Internet."""

"Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree? Suh Dude"

"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?"

"I haven't heard a good poop joke in a while... find them all to be a bit corny."

"What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits."

"Maybe, ""only if you're taking me to dinner"" wasn't the best response to, ""is this going down?"" to the guy on the elevator. Flirting is hard"

"What did God say when he made the first black guy? ...Oops I burned one!"

"Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn't work. Help forum: Should've had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now."

"It's hard to find and ginger colored shoes. Probably because they haven't got any soles"