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Joke of the Day
"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."
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"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."
"How do you annoy people on Reddit? [removed]"
"My dog died... It's hair pink"
"What I buy from a tea shop I sigh everytime."
"Nice try government. But I'm not taking you back until I know where you've been for the last two weeks."
"Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!"
"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Nine. One to change the light bulb, and eight to beat the room for being dark."
"What's the difference between a bonus and a penis? A wife will blow a bonus."
"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."