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Joke of the Day
"I just want to bring your heart to it's knees. ... And while you're down there..."
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"""I just got engaged!"" -- Starship Enterprise"
"My girlfriend's not pregnant! Edit: I have to apologize... the pregnancy test came back false *negative*... she is pregnant."
"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"
"Did you hear about the contest that awarded the winner with a cat? It was a catastrophe."
"How do you save a pirate's life? C P Arrr!"
"what do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs a condescending con descending"
"So my wife said to me, ""I swear, it's like all men share one brain"" I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain"
"If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models"
"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."