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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar.... he gets a concussion and dies soon after in the hospital."

"I just bought my wife some new eyes, a new nose and a new mouth... I can't wait to see her face when she opens them."

"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"

"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."

"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."

"I was carrying some spaghetti as I walked past a priest.. You could say I moved some pasta past a pastor."

"People who change the channel every time there's a commercial are more annoying than commercials."

"How to lose an argument with an idiot - 1 Argue."

"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"

"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"