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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
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"Only an ass can be divided in half."
"What's worse than your mother-in-law? My mother-in-law."
"Alton towers changed its name! To leg - go land"
"[NSFW] What do woman and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits."
"Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear Did Greece help?"
"*At the bank Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP! Me:Looks like a gun R:SHUT UP! M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier Teller:He's got a point"
"Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult."
"*walks into room to find toddler stuck upside down yelling for help* ""Hold it right there baby, Mommy's just taking a quick picture"""
"Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope"