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Joke of the Day
"Hippy walks into a bar The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve free spirits"""
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"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."
"Do you know why computer parts are not expensive? Because they are micro-cheap."
"Why did the leper return to the shower? He forgot his head and shoulders."
"What's the difference between a jew and pork ? Cooking time."
"[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes? Twilight Gap *badum tsss*"
"You might as well shoot for the stars because... Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing."
"Mom 1: My son's gonna be a pro baseball player Mom 2: Mines gonna be a doctor Me: My son shows strong signs of being able to escape prison"
"The new mouthwash I bought says ""24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"""
"The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up it eats all the spinach off their plates."