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Joke of the Day
"Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man? Because he always went Against All Odds."
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"I hit a can of bug spray with a hammer and my dad walked in the room. He caught me beating Off"
"Hard to tell if the walmart cashier was mad about me having more than 20 items, or if he just hated his life."
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"I'm so horny... I going to beat my dick like it owed me money"