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Joke of the Day
"Bullshit this steak's rare. They have it at like every restaurant!"
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"Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon? He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles"
"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."
"What do you call a sleeping pizza? a *piZZZa* haha someone pls date me"
"What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth? A midwife crisis."
"What do you call the reptile that started the fight? The insti-gator."
"A man walks into a bar And says ouch. Hello Caldera! I'll be here all week!"
"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"
"Why is time wary of mathematicians? They're always plotting against it."
"Why do elephants drink so much? To forget"