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Joke of the Day
"Bullshit this steak's rare. They have it at like every restaurant!"
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"Teacher draws a penis on the blackboard. ""Does any one know what that is?"" ""Yes,"" says Tommy. ""My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."""
"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."
"I just left my job... Me: I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Friend: What did he say? Me: ""You're fired""."
"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""
"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"
"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."
"Worst thing about smoking marijuana nightly is the strong desire to also smoke it morningly, lunchly, afternoonly and allthetimely."
"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus!"
"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."