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Joke of the Day
"What's Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
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"Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year"
"Describe myself in 4 words? Bad at counting."
"When life gives you lemons... Just be glad it's not AIDS"
"FDR said, ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" He should have said, ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and polio."""
"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."
"Pulled this one on my son today. Son: Dad, today is palm Sunday. Me (Dad): Gimme some palm. *receives high five* Son: *not entertained*"
"The life of a clown A clown goes to his boss to ask for a raise, the boss replies: ""20 years working for me and you finally make me laugh."""
"I have this song in my head I haven't heard in years. I'm pretty sure it's called ""Don't Speak""? On second thought, there's no doubt in my mind."
"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"