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Joke of the Day
"Pansexuality is the best... fuck the rest."
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"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."
"I always shave my beard after having sex ... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it."
"If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel."
"Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)"
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"math and sex math is like sex you add the people, subtract the clothes, you divide and hope you don't multiply."