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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show? They were all Nervous-Rex"
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"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."
"I hear Bernie has his own personal knives and forks... They're called cucklery"
"Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !"
"I like my politicians like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."
"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."
"TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates."
"Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"""
"Why are Jews so bad at maths? Cause they can never find the final solution"