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"Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus"
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"[Snail Court] Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time."
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"The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar and the bartender says ""So. What don't you want?"""
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