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Joke of the Day

"I experimented A LOT in college. (I was a chemistry major.)"

"If I'm murdered, I hope I'm able to write out the killer's name in blood and then ""sucks"" underneath"

"Q: What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? A: Garden hose."

"""Knok Knock "" -""Knok Knock."" =""Who's there ?"" -""Grandad"" =""Shit, stop the funeral"" credit: Gary Delaney"

"Can we pretend that shooting stars in the night sky are like airplanes? I could sure use comfort that we won't get hit by a meteorite."

"A boy goes to his parents to tell them something ""Mom, Dad. I'm gay."" His father then turns to him and says ""Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!"", while recieving money from the mom."

"Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time? It's too common"

">be 17 >miss [(For those who don't get it)](http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/4/4/1333548711318/Battleship-board-game-001.jpg)"

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there... He did reply but I don't speak Korean so I don't know what he said."

"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."