187946

Joke of the Day

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there... He did reply but I don't speak Korean so I don't know what he said."

"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."

"Alcoholics don't run in my family They stumble around and break things"

"There's a C cup, a T cup, and a P cup The C cup is for drinking coffee The T cup is for drinking tea And the P cup is used to get a Mexican to work"

"Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated."

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"

"Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven."

"Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding."

"What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted? > simplistic 10 letters"

"An 80's style montage of me and a dog learning to use chopsticks, and the dog progressing marginally faster"