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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? A: Garden hose."
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"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."
"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."
"I only buy expensive baby food with cute babies on the label because I'm willing to pay extra if it means my kids aren't eating ugly babies."
"How's a Volvo just like a woman? The pussy is on the inside."
"Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell."
"Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken."
"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."
"In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands."
"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."