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Joke of the Day
"Why did the doctor kick his patients? He was trying to heel them."
Next Joke
"Why did the vegetable kill himself? He didn't carrot all."
"Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9."
"What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around."
"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."
"I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though."
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was. Then it dawned on me."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"Signs that your wife is cheating on you: 1. Wearing more makeup and perfume than usual 2. Acting distant 3. Sleeping with another dude"
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."