104977
Joke of the Day
"How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."
"I've decided to start carrying a knife. After an attempted mugging last week I've decided to start carrying a knife. Since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful."
"Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don't be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don't show too much interest 5. Seek therapy"
"When she told me I was average, she was just being mean."
"Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine? Turns out there will also be a punch line."
"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"
"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."
"Skrillex sounds like that time I threw a bag of beer bottles into an empty dumpster & a homeless dude yelled jibberish at me for waking him."