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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black and white spotted cow? A moo-latto!!"
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"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"
"Q: How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day? ... ... A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey."
"What is 007's favorite subject at school? Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!"
"Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder"
"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."
"A doctor to his patient. Doctor: Sir, we have some good news and some bad news, the good news is that you've got a day left to live, the bad news is I forgot to tell you that yesterday."
"Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there's nothing left?"
"My girlfriend might be a gorilla... Everyone is always taking their dicks out for her."
"Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged."