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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Jewish 'April fools day' celebrated in July? Jew lie"

"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"

"What do you call someone who has to pay for sex? Buy-sexual (I know it is cheesy, but I thought of it all on my own.)"

"I was mugged today... I was mugged in an alley today, all they took was my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, ""You smell good, What do you have on?"" The man says, ""I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."""

"We need to stop ISIS. Then we can call them WASWAS."

"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"

"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""

"Ima dad that got his hairs cut yesterday. I felt a bit lightheaded this morning"

"I'm an expert at killing flies I'm a member of the SWAT team"