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Joke of the Day

"What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences."

"u ever see those babies who r born with whole heads of hair and think ""ur going places. ur a baby who gets stuff done"""

"Should America make China the 51st state so we can get better access to Chinese food? I'm so sick and tired of Panda Express."

"My ex-wife's a whore! I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be so mean about my ex-wife. I love my ex-wife. The problem is; is that for twenty five bucks everybody else could too!"

"Don't worry, it's not sexist! I'm half woman on my mothers side."

"If I had a dollar for every downvote... I'd be rich from this post."

"Why does ed not have a girlfriend? Because sheeran"

"There is a place with a 98% recycling rate! r/Jokes"

"Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet"""

"whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there."