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Joke of the Day
"I ran into Donald Trump on other day He looked pretty flat when looked in my rear view mirror."
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"It's like Grandma used to say, ""All men are hilarious, until you marry one."""
"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."
"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."
"Why is football the single best sport? Because americans don't play it."
"How do we know pineapple makes semen taste better? Word of Mouth"
"Conan: Texas recently had 9 earthquakes in a day. But don't worry: Scientists are hard at work figuring out exactly what God was angry about"
"My colleagues call me the pussy slayer... I'm in charge of euthanising cats at the kennel."
"Why did the cell phone need glasses? Because it ran out of contacts."
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."