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Joke of the Day

"Suzy Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set? She has no arms... Knock knock? Who's there? Not Suzy"

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws at the end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of its clause."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Nice fuckin' belt."""

"My ex-girlfriends all did me dirty like the first 25% of a Netflix loading screen. I was repeatedly tricked into thinking there was a connection"

"What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion? The Circus features a cunning array of stunts."

"Common scene Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!"

"I'm going to stop eating beef from Colorado The steaks are too high"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today"

"As soon as he clicked on the title he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more jokes."

"Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat"