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Joke of the Day
"*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*"
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"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."
"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure"
"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""
"blonde joke Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? A: Knock on the door."
"Why are men faster than women? Ball bearings and stick shift."
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? ( say it out loud )"
"[Warning: Dad joke] What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad"
"Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible? It was out of tuna..."
"""Okay, just gonna check Twitter ONE MORE TIME and then I'll get back to work."" - me, always"