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Joke of the Day
"Never ever... Never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice."
Next Joke
"Me: Dark Lord, I am your devoted servant. Please accept this sacrifice as proof of my -- Satan: I have a girlfriend."
"My math teacher called me average. How mean!"
"Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called? ""Your grace"""
"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."
"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."
"I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush"
"Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then."
"The past, present and future walk into a bar It was tense"
"Bae: come over Me: can we ever have normal conversations Bae: my parents aren't home Me: why can't you just ask how good my day was for once"