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Joke of the Day
"I'd really love to study Philosophy... But I Kant."
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"Why do sailors drink so much? We sleep better when the room is moving"
"I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like ""make a left in 300 feet"" and ""you've reached your destination."""
"Cop failed me on the sobriety test even tho I not only touched my nose like he asked but went on & totally nailed the rest of the macarena."
"On this day in history, Cocoa Puffs were invented about 3 hours after that rabbit finally got his hands on a bowl of Trix."
"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."
"Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: last warning, you have a week to get the money together."
"An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, ""If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!""."
"TIL ~10,000 people quit smoking every year By dying. I'll ^show ^^myself ^^^out"
"I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."