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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bunch of grapes exile one of the grapes? It was a persona non grappa."

"What is Trump going to build to detain illegal Mexican immigrants if he becomes President? Juantanamo bay"

"If You're every attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."

"Was Billy Idol? No, he was moving at the time."

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."

"I always read my wife's Horoscope to see what kind of day I'M going to have."

"My psychic friend is really excited about this new year. You could say he's really looking forward to it."

"I sleep naked because I want burglars to feel weird."

"Hitler was a charitable guy. He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2."

"I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself"