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Joke of the Day
"I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself"
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"If I ever get the chance to reveal a chupacabra to the world, I hope I have the presence of mind to say, ""Chupacadabra!"""
"Why do North Americans hate playing chess? Cause they lack the towers."
"My internet bride got delivered today ...she's the WiFi always dreamed of. source: [Sickipedia](http://sickipedia.org/) (nsfw text)"
"Did you hear about the surgeon who slipped whilst performing a circumcision?........ ......................he got the sack!"
"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"
"""Knock knock"" Who's there? ""Russia"" Russia who? ""Get out of the house. I live here now."""
"Show Jumping Some people call it ""Show Jumping"" I like to call it *Sarah Jessica Parkour*"
"Mitches ain't shit but guys named Mitchell."
"Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank."