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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so old That she's still carbon dating."

"What do you call a camel with no humps? *Humphrey!*"

"I'm still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."

"I went to get a haircut today... ...but I couldn't remember what I wanted off the top of my head, so I left."

"In honor of National Limerick day (U.S.) There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a cock so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a pussy I'd fuck it"

"Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward."

"A moment of silence for those who sacrificed themselves to determine which mushrooms taste good with pasta, which are fun & which kill you."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? A tire!"