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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so old That she's still carbon dating."
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"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult? To get to the other side."
"What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions? A crime fighter"
"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran."
"Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! -Amish drive by"
"Me on New Year's Day: 2016 is so going to be my year! (Morgan Freeman narration): 2016 would not, in fact, be anyone's year."
"Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team. He has now hired Celtic as he heard they lost both legs and still managed to win."
"I hope puns are okay. If you live downwind from a milk processing plant, everything smells like dairy air."
"What's the favorite song of blacks I shot the sheriff"
"When ur butt's wet It's called buttsweat"