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Joke of the Day

"It is so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife to keep warm!"

"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"

"What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom? I've been framed."

"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."

"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."

"Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved."

"What do you call a hooker fart? A prostitoooooot"

"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"

"Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan."

"My ratt bit me yesterday. I guess you could say we had a lack of communication."