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Joke of the Day
"If you think colours aren't funny then you lack a sense of hue-mour"
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"HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating. ME: *just freaking out* That's bravery moisture."
"*Cop Dog radios in* We've got an armed robbery in progress ""What's that boy?"" An armed robbery on 5th ""Timmy's stuck in a well??"""
"If you look up ""cool"" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me. I like to deface dictionaries."
"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"
"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""
"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"
"Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?"
"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."
"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? Glue."