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Joke of the Day

"*Cop Dog radios in* We've got an armed robbery in progress ""What's that boy?"" An armed robbery on 5th ""Timmy's stuck in a well??"""

"What do you call a theatrical performance about puns? A play on words"

"I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already."

"So a blind man walks by a fish market... And when he walks by the market he takes a deep breathe and says... hello ladies!"

"The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance's baby is doing all day everyday day."

"Son? ""Yes dad?"" If they ever put me on my death bed... I want you to... ""Yes?"" Tell those idiots to put me on a life bed instead wtf"

"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."

"I don't want to tell an anal joke... But fuck it."

"Why couldn't the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh"

"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"