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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when my dogs piss me off I put their leashes on them, then I sit on the toilet for 20 mins and make them watch."

"I just saw the end of the world coming Watching it gave me multiple orgasms"

"What's the first part of a stripper to blow? The knee. It's a load-bearing joint."

"If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is there to hear it... ...is he still wrong?"

"Ever try to pee when you've got a boner? It's hard."

"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."

"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"

"What do you call someone with two noses? No one nose."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !"

"If Mississippi lost her New Jersey what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska"