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Joke of the Day

"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. Benefits were good, but the parking was terrible."

"""I don't think Gay Guys should be able to get abortions"" -Me when someone asks me a question that I don't know the answer to."

"When life gives you AIDS... Make lemonAIDS"

"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."

"Here's a short joke."

"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."

"Yes it was my birthday. I'm going to start lying about my age, but say I'm older so people say how good I look for 47."

"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"What do you get if you cross an owl and a rooster? A cock thats up all night!"

"Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison..."