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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."
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"I was admitted to hospital suffering a severe case of sexual frustration but after 48 hours I discharged myself."
"Standing in the liquor store, trying to decide if tonight's dose of self-loathing and regret should have a screw-top or a cork."
"Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips? For the Halibut."
"What's that one room zombies can never enter? the LIVING room"
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing."
"A farmer counted up all of his cows and found that he had 196 of them But when he rounded them up he had 200"
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"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? The baby grows up and learns to stop crying."