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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he was drinking it before it was cool"

"Two twins are looking through a family photo album ""It's not you, it's me"" They both say in unison."

"I'm going to make a movie about the raid to steal Osama Bin Laden's porn stash. 'Zero-Dick-Thirty'."

"My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy. It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat."

"I hate being bipolar it's awesome"

"Did you hear about the baker who became a fisherman? He's reeling in the dough!"

"'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille"

"I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by outrunning the cops."

"What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire."

"Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose? because AIR IS FREE"