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Joke of the Day
"I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by outrunning the cops."
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"I've bought tickets to all One Directions upcoming gigs.They're not my cup of tea but the tickets say The Doors open at 7:15 and i love them"
"*First Date* Her: Hobbies? *thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building* Me: Architecture and Astronomy. Her: Impressive."
"What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable (A-dora-bull)"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."
"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."
"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."
"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."
"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."
"Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?"