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Joke of the Day
"Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence? Because they never stand up for themselves."
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"The .01% of germs that remain alive in your mouth after mouthwash are the Liam Neeson guys who are really pissed and looking for revenge."
"What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? ""I have only my shelf to blame"""
"What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories."
"When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?"
"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."
"What do you call a movie without any Jews in it? Uncut"
"What do you call the system of honour of French horses? Chevalry"
"How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year."
"Him: Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big? Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk."