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Joke of the Day

"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""

"What do you do if you break your arm in two places? Don't go back to those two places."

"The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there."

"Hey guys, I just saved a bunch of money on my flood insurance by not having any."

"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"

"What did the river say when it saw the beavers? I'll be dammed."

"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth? You can't gargle with the sand."

"How do they tie things down on the space station? They use astro knots."

"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."