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Joke of the Day
"Im surprised Mayweather can hug so well... despite all those domestic abuse charges"
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"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my whole week."
"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."
"[rugby] Looks like Australia was in trouble there for a while... But in the end they got off Scot-free."
"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."
"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."
"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"
"*montage of me teaching a penguin to do everything my son Brian can do* Wife: Where's Brian? Me: [studying her closely] He's... right here?"
"A man gets pulled over by a female cop. He asks ""what seems to be the problem, officer?"", and the cop responds, ""oh, nothing."" EDIT: Weee, this is my first time on the front page."
"Q: What's the strongest bird? A: A crane."