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Joke of the Day
"What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song? Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)"
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"I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game ""Risk"" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say ""Life is all about taking Risks."""
"There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator. I bet only a fraction of you get this."
"My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club.... ...I jump off next Tuesday"
"What's the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"
"What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic? ""You're dead to me."""
"Why does Hillary Clinton secretly want to lose the election? Because if she wins, she'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad Dressing"
"Hair Dresser: You could get extensions to add length. Me: You could stop cutting."
"What happens when an Illuminati member works out and gets really buff? He becomes an Illumi-hottie"