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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."

"Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore She even got two minutes for hooking."

"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."

"""Should I add more liquor?"" is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked."

"Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7"

"What is a pirate's favorite TV show? EEEEEE-YARRRRRRRR"

"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."

"The Romans have a lot of Gods. They have a God for everything. The only thing they don't have a God for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly."

"A girl asked me if I was into anal sex... I said I've never tried it, but I figure it'd be fucking shit."

"Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions."