63035
Joke of the Day
"Me and the wife had a argument about what desserts to have, it turned into a custardy battle."
Next Joke
"What's really good in having sex with 26 years old girls? there are 20 of them!"
"You should really start thinking before you speak...and while you're at it, you should also think before you think."
"Two women are at a cafe, sitting quietly"
"""will..."" *Starbucks barista squints at name on cup* ""... the Red Slime Shoddy please stand up?"" *Eminem flips table and storms out*"
"What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!"
"Lesbian Vampires What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! Credit : /u/andrej88"
"Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line"
"What do you call really good tea? Qualitea."
"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"