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Joke of the Day

"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"

"Okay so I know this one joke which might be a bit offensive. Cracked me up though What's great about fucking 22 year olds'?"

"Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying."

"Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese? Because he's not a rat."

"Sorry for throwing mice at your wedding."

"My wife told me that she isn't very happy with our sex life. A small part of me disagrees."

"*Listening to red hot chili peppers* Me: You call that music? I can't even hear anything! Worker: Sir, stop putting produce to your ear."

"A three legged puppy walks into a bar The puppy looks at everyone in the bar and says, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interup.....MOO!"

"NOW THAT is a great looking tie! just. WOW. I mean, SHIT, that's nice! seriously, that tie is fucking PERFECT! ... I ran over your kid."