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Joke of the Day

"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"

"How many women does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work."

"I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn't commit."

"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."

"""Can I see your ID?"" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* ""What are you doing?"" I don't know."

"Women call me ugly until they hear how much money I make. Then they call me ugly *and* poor."

"What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs? Mazel-tov Cocktails"

"If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining."

"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"