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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."

"Two guys walk into a bar One guy says, 'I'd like some H2O.' The other guy says, 'I'd like some H2O, too.' The second guy died. The bartender is a chemist."

"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."

"Up-Dog Something smells like updog."

"What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner? His nose breaks."

"There is no ""me"" in team. No, wait, yes there is!"

"What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common? There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!"

"So, a priest goes weeks without eating, walks barefoot, and has bad breath. [x-post from /r/punny] He's a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

"What did the dubstep valentine's day card say? I wub you"

"What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke he couldn't bear to stand it."