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Joke of the Day
"Google in the 80s ""I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?"""
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"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"
"What do you call a pig plumber? A Ham-di man! :D"
"Decaf means something is very, very Dec."
"Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep? So they won't roll out of bed."
"In some cultures, it's considered polite to scream when someone shows you their baby. I'd be considered proper there. Probably."
"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"
"him: what are u wearing me: I AM WREATHED IN VOID, AN EMPTINESS WHICH ADMITS NO LIGHT OR LIFE & SIGNALS THE END OF ALL THINGS him: thats hot"
"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding.... his dick where it doesnt belong."