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Joke of the Day
"Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep? So they won't roll out of bed."
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"*guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* ""It means wisdom"" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* ""It means I was brave at the doctor"""
"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"
"A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at the door says ""it's going to cost at least 1000 dollars to cum inside sir"""
"How to get out of school Tell the school you are sikh"
"[at funeral] Me: ""I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice"" Widow: ""please no.... Me: ""you have my gondolances"""
"[NSFW] Why don't vegetarian girls moan during sex? Because they don't like to admit that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure."
"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."
"My wife was stunned!!.. One day my wife and I were cuddling in bed when she said, ""Hon, You are so cozy""... I got offended and yelled back, ""Fuck you.. YOU are sarkozy""..."
"Women think that they can do the same things as men... But they haven't successfully oppressed an entire gender"