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Joke of the Day

"(NSWF) Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny? He heard little boys pants were 50% off..."

"The Five Stages of Christmas Shopping Grief: - denial - anger - strong language - moderate violence - a lifetime ban from Toys R Us"

"Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes."

"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"

"If you are over 40, it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check."

"Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying ""you never called! Our son is 5 now"" then walk away....always brightens my day"

"A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside."

"I bought a tiny chili pepper plant today. I wanted to spice up my apartment."

"What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common? They both have problems with delivery."

"What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart."