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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dog sit in the front seat of the car? Because the car had a sun ""woof""! Yes, I made this up myself. Yes, I have no friends."

"Failed biology because apparently the answer to ""what is commonly found in cells?"" Isn't ""Blacks and Mexicans"""

"Why is light beer like sex on the beach? They are both fucking close to water!"

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."

"Knock knock.. Come in!"

"Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds."

"The only way to score with a robot Is to get it in the mode"

"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."

"What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees."

"What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays? Nun."